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Feeling good? Nice. My buddy ATP finally launched his blog, so if you have a moment, go check that out over at AndrewPitkin.com. He’s a super talented writer and we met back when he was the age I am now and I was a whiny prat. Fun times.
I have a monster […]

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That is how many pairs of jeans I purchased. 
The feel of the fabrics made me feel sexy and I couldn’t decide. They were all like a million denim kisses on my legs and bottom. Yes, I just said bottom. 
That is all.

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I have to go buy new jeans today.  I have this new, crazy habit of making pants EXPLODE!  It started in January (when I gained all this weight out of nowhere, but I could have been over-eating.  Hell, if I wasn’t paying attention to my diet like I should, anything is possible), and it is […]

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The last two days have been hell. I am still all sorts of sick and I didn’t make it into work yesterday. I had a dentist appointment today (routine cleaning. what what!) but otherwise, I am sick as a dog.

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Holy cow, I love this shirt. It isn’t the greatest thing ever (that would be cookies and cream ice cream, for those keeping score at home!) but I am so glad that I saw it.

As a child, my sister was really eager to open all of her Christmas presents. I remember quite […]

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While I am sitting here at the desk, answering phones and the same repetitive questions, why don’t you head over to Broken Dial and get your hands on some new mp3s?
Broken Dial mp3 Mixtape: Vol. 21
Tasty like a Choco Taco!

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I really am enjoying sitting around and just watching football on the weekend. I love the whole “I’m hung over and desperately want to just lay on the couch and relax.” I know a lot of dudes that do. In fact, we all need to relax more. I know that the last two months of […]

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I was out very late with ATP. We went to see The Old Ceremony at Joe’s Pub. The set was pretty good (we sat at the bar) and the band sounded very tight and concise. Some songs were stinkers, but the GOOD material was really good, which is always a great thing […]

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I spent 8 pretty frightening weeks thinking I was dealing with lymphoma. I now have a scar on my neck from the surgery to remove a lymph node for them to biopsy. It was interesting. Everything about the experience was very “important.” Every step HAD to happen as soon as humanly […]

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There was a gentleman on the train today with an ancient iPod. Seriously, it looked like it was Generation I, and I stress that Roman Numeral I just used because it makes much more sense that way. It was old.
I found it funny for a few different reasons

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