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I have to go buy new jeans today.  I have this new, crazy habit of making pants EXPLODE!  It started in January (when I gained all this weight out of nowhere, but I could have been over-eating.  Hell, if I wasn’t paying attention to my diet like I should, anything is possible), and it is a bit embarrassing, but only when they pants explosion happens at a truly inopportune time.

My favorite jeans ’sploded on Thursday, so I must go buy some more today.  Maybe two pairs because you can never have too many pairs of nice jeans (and my crappy Old Navy pants also died about a week ago).

Pants?  I need more jeans.  Must go buy.